Nominated 2022’s Best Erotic Provider in Denver
Can you believe that I was nominated for 2022’s Best Erotic Provider in Denver!? Okay, well don’t believe it because I completely made it up. But wouldn’t that be amazing? Don’t you think they should give out such awards? And if they did, wouldn’t you think that I would make the list of nominees!?
So let’s just pretend! Let’s pretend such an award did exist…
Here is a list of why I think I would definitely make the list of nominees!
I am divinely skilled and highly trained: Years honing in on my craft, hours of training, and several certifications later, I would say that my skills rank at the top of the bar.
I am extremely dependable and stable: When I say I am going to show up, I show up. I like to plan vacations and take time off to myself but when it comes to showing up for appointments I have probably only taken 1 or 2 sick days in the past handful of years.
I endeavor to make every session special and make every client feel important: I take ample time to prepare for every appointment. Each client is special and each session gets the best that I have to offer.
I love what I do: Most of my clients will say that they enjoy seeing me because they can tell that I love what I do. The love of my work creates a unique experience that can’t be topped.
My offerings are vast and my rates are fair: You will never get bored with my vast menu and you will never feel cheated by making the investment in yourself. My menu keeps growing and my rates continue to stay low and competitive.
To sway the voting committee even more, here are a few testimonials to corroborate my claims.
“Do you believe in Sex Magic? In the tantric power to use mediation, sound and touch to create the world you desire? I’ve had the pleasure of meeting with Sydney a handful of times, and each interaction I brought an intention and desire I needed in my world. And without fail, within days of our sacred time together, those desires have manifested. Time with Sydney is well worth the investment for its afterglow will carry with you for quite some time and you may find yourself experiencing life in fullness. 10/10 would recommend.”
“Hands down this was the best session I have ever had. From the start, her passion came through and immediately put me at ease. Then I was on her table and completely at her mercy and good God was it incredibly sexy! I can’t put into words how hot the session was. I’m still thinking about the session a week later which is a testament to how incredible it was.”
“ My times with Sydney are unlike any I have ever experienced. Sydney is the master (or should I say “mistress”) of prolonged desire. Shakespeare said, “she cloys the appetite she satisfies.” That is what Sydney does. She creates and feeds erotic hunger over and over until I am mad with yearning for release. Only when I have reached my limit does she compel me to deliver every last drop of my passion into her hands. After I have left and then recover from our time together, I begin again to yearn for a repeat visit.”
Okay, after all of that, I think I would definitely be nominated and I’m betting I would have a pretty good chance of winning the award for 2022’s Best Erotic Provider for Sensual Massage in Denver. So let’s pretend that I did win and now, here is my speech for accepting my exalted award:
“I would first like to thank all of my amazing Denver clients. I have never met such amazing men as I have in Denver. It is You that keeps me happy coming to work, day after day. This is definitely a job that I will never tire of. Each session teaches me something new and each person warms my heart in a different way. I can’t begin to express my gratitude to my clients that continue coming back and supporting my work, year after year.
And thank you to the committee for this award. I am so happy that my skills and amazing customer service have been recognized in such a vast community. I am pleased to be considered amongst the other amazing providers in my field of work and hope to continue to grow alongside them.
I am so grateful to be in this industry which has empowered me and healed me in ways that can’t be expressed. I hope to continue offering my services for many many more years to come!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!!”
So would you like to see for yourself why I was fake-picked for Denver’s Best Erotic Artist for Sensual Massage in Denver?
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